Saturday, August 22, 2009

Things I Know To Be True

  • One bite in = Two bites out
  • Spit up or poop immediately follows a bath
  • If you talk about how your child slept through the night, it won't happen again
  • Stick to hardwoods and tile with three kids and a dog (see below)
  • Resolve makes blood on carpet disappear for a few comes back
  • Slaving away making a home-cooked meal almost always means kids won't eat a bite
  • The best toys are boxes and paper towel tubes
  • Clothes can be pajamas, and vice versa
  • The world makes a lot more sense in the eyes of a 3 year old
  • The "Pick-Up Fairy" may be the best idea ever (more on this later)
  • Motherhood is exhausting.....and rewarding

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