Things I Know To Be True

• One bite in = Two bites out
• Spit up or poop immediately follows a bath
• If you talk about how your child slept through the night, it won't happen again
• Stick to hardwoods and tile with three kids and a dog (see below)
• Resolve makes blood on carpet disappear for a few minutes...it comes back
• Slaving away making a home-cooked meal almost always means kids won't eat a bite
• The best toys are boxes and paper towel tubes
• Clothes can be pajamas, and vice versa
• The world makes a lot more sense in the eyes of a 3 year old
• The "Pick-Up Fairy" may be the best idea ever (more on this later)
• Motherhood is exhausting.....and rewarding